I always heard the joke that it "aspired to be a car."

And the Diamante could be had in wagon form!

The Jetta is far and away Volkswagen's hottest seller in the United States. It's moving UP that's been difficult for Volkswagen (Phaeton, Touareg). Read more

Every person I know who has been unfortunate enough to purchase a smart car has hated it. Hated it. Read more

Yet when I go topless, I'm asked to "please leave the Macaroni Grill." I don't get it. Read more

I think the B-Class has the potential to be that car.

I've written about that one, too. Read more

I don't know about the Si, but Honda already makes an Acura-branded Civic for the Canadian market: the Acura CSX. And before that, the Acura EL.

Mercedes-Benz has a rocky history of attempts at moving downmarket.

I really wouldn't want to have to park a Dymaxion. It's like piloting a blimp with wheels.

What if I want to fill my truck bed with liquid mercury? That's better, right? Read more

Damnit, I wish I were in New York. Sorry to miss that Tempo! Read more

Homer Simpson.

I can see the titles now: Read more

Two words: erotic bookstore. Read more

What about a Nissan Xhusband?

Guys, I think that's the 2015 VW Magotan. Read more

Well, someone beat me to the punch with the Lincoln Continental, so I'm going to say the Ford Interceptor concept.

Hmm. I feel like sitting in a bathtub filled with champagne and diamond dust would be really irritating on the sensitive parts. Read more

Haven't we all done this? Read more