I love it, but at that price, I'd also love a pre-owned DB7, and that's the real McCoy. Read more

You're trading it in for an '06 Phaeton W12 four-seater, right? Read more

I met a guy involved in this racket once. He deals in Range Rovers and Range Rover Sports, and sends his hired hands to dealerships Virginia, Colorado, California, Texas, and Florida. He said he recruits mainly white, preppy couples and females to do the buying, since they usually come under the least scrutiny. Read more

I still tell all of my friends to buy a used Phaeton because I am a terrible person. Read more

No worries, I'm just teasin' ya. I ran a 5K last Saturday, so I didn't make it to C&C. But yeah, feel free to hit me up next time! Read more

You came to DC and didn't bring the 360 to C&C? Boo. Read more

Great review as always, Doug! Keep 'em coming! Read more

Parked across two spaces? Kids' stuff. This CTS driver managed to park across three.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Phaeton is one of the best used-car buys of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Have you?

The comments don't bother me so much. 99% of the people who bash the Phaeton have never driven one (or been driven in one, for that matter). Read more

See, this is why you should flog the dolphin before boarding a cross-country flight. Read more

Don't take crap from anyone, Doug. If I had a nickel for every time someone told me "Put some shoes on, hippie," I could retire with a couple of Phaetons and an estate in the Hamptons. Read more

That's a fairly remote area, smack in the heart of the George Washington National Forest. I hope the pilot was able to eject safely. Read more

I don't hate it! I know I probably should, but I don't. Read more

Amazing write-up as always, sir. I love the idea of assembling the best of the S-Class models (S500 engine, S600 interior, S55 steering wheel) into one mighty machine. So you're planning on keeping this one, yes? Read more

I guess it's a seller's market right now! Read more

Great review, Doug! I know good gas mileage isn't exactly something you're used to with your own rides. Read more

One time, I was trying to explain that the Red Zone was for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, but Betty had to start up with her White Zone shit again.