Stupid car designed by a complete hack, I wouldn’t take it if you gave it to me. Go ahead, test me. Give me one and you’ll see. Just go ahead and give me the keys and walk away. I won’t drive it. I mean, the only way to know for sure it so drop one in my driveway, so go ahead. I don’t even care what color you give me,… Read more
Amber DaSilva
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Staff Writer at Jalopnik. Sucker for big adventurous motorcycles and tiny sporty cars. It doesn't make much sense to her, either.
Steve and the Datsun Z... Read more
How does that saying go? “A man who represents himself has a fool for a client”?
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Yes, as many of you have pointed out: The headline initially said “$2 a day” when it should have said “$2 an hour.” That was my mistake, and I’ve fixed it. Thank you to the comment section for alerting us to this error! Read more
Still one year to go for an S15 Silvia. 20+ years ago I told myself I would save up for an S15 Silvia. One year left and the S15 fund is $0. I even kept my mouth shut all these years to avoid raising the value and lowering inventory. Unless I win the lottery this year I probably won’t get one of the first ones in… Read more
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Nissan Avenir he'll yeah.
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No one forced him to enter a legally-binding agreement to purchase Twitter at a dramatic overvalue of his own making. He was forced to adhere to the legally-binding agreement that he’d entered into of his own free will, that’s true. Read more
I though people were crazy for not liking it. Ive never seen a movie follow a anime/cartoon so closely. It was colorful and fun film.
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As best as I can tell, he wanted to tweet “let that sink in” on his first day at Twitter. So he did a photo op of him carrying a sink. You know, because it’s a pun. They let him bring a sink into the building, and he got to tweet that they “let that sink in.” He’s bringing humor back to Twitter. Read more
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I just found Donut during COVID, and those guys are very good. I didn’t realize how big they had gotten. Read more
You can still get a decent one for $5k, just import it yourself! Even if you go through an auction agent or export site you’ll come in thousands under what dealerships list their trucks for. Read more
It’s also worth mentioning the level of leveraged debt that Twitter will now take on with interest payments of around $1bn (according to the NY times) a year. Slashing costs is going to be the only way to even break even. Musk, like most smart-ish rich dudes leveraged Tesla equity to fund part of the deal also. So the… Read more
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The final 4.5 words of this article are the finest to ever grace the pages of Jalopnik.
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One .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days’ concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold,… Read more
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This was definitely the peak of Subaru Legacy and Outback styling. After this it got boring, and now it’s just strange. Read more
Clearly you missed the part where they commit tax evasion and flee to the Balkans Read more