I linked to it in the post, but this entire article is absolutely WILD. And apparently, it only scratches the surface because “CNN is reporting only a small portion of Robinson’s comments on the website given their graphic nature.” Read more

Sadly, the whole “getting to China” part is a bit cost-prohibitive unless Zeekr wants to fly me out on its own dime.  Read more

BRB quitting Jalopnik to go work there. I bet I could still upsell some wine. Read more

A restaurant with no Sunday brunch or church lunch rush? Living. The. Server’s. Dream. Read more

The closest I’ve ever been to a real fight as an adult was on Frat Beach at GA/FL with a visibly drunk pledge in a banana costume, but that has nothing to do with cars. Read more

I don’t normally answer these since they’re not really for staff, but hopefully, you this one hits enough key Jalop points to be worth it. Read more

I think I may have seen a TV show about this once Read more

The non-tornadic ones are fun to watch from your window, though. Read more

Oof, like a dagger through the heart. Read more

It was more of a tongue-in-cheek shot at how expensive college has gotten, not something meant to be taken literally. Read more

My personal theory is that Pence was an empty suit while Trump was president, so it was easy for Thiel and Musk to convince him to put their boy on the ticket. They know Trump’s brain is leaking out his ears, and they’ll be able to get all their desired policies in place with Vance largely running things. And if Trump… Read more

Hellcat swap, obviously Read more

What was their explanation? It’s not like the plane train is something you have to find. It’s literally impossible to miss. Read more

I often do. No sense getting to baggage claim faster than my bags do, especially after a long flight when I could really use to stretch my legs. Read more

Funny enough, Climate Town dropped a video on exactly this subject just a couple of hours ago:

I want to know why the Honda Goldwing still doesn’t offer massage seats Read more

Didn’t Trump say almost exactly that during whatever that was with Elon last night? Read more

I was actually thinking a Hooters knock-off, but also, Hooters corporate would be idiots to not try it out themselves. Read more

I’m honestly a little surprised someone hasn’t launched “Hooters, but they’re only in college towns, and the uniforms change based on the local team’s colors.” It would probably print money just from all the fraternity bros spending daddy’s money. Read more

I mostly appreciate it because it gives us a chance to shut down Ohio State fans who insist everything is a conspiracy against them. Read more