I’m sorry she left you, bro, but being a dick on the internet isn’t going to bring her back or get the kids to start talking to you again. Read more

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That’s not how trademark law works. Read more

Or are you the hero this car needs?
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I both hate it and also bet it’s probably pretty comfortable to hold on long drives.
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Piss Jugman agrees Read more

Congratulations on making more money than I do, I guess. Kind of a shame it didn’t make you any less of an ass.
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Any time. Read more

Collin’s Traffic Jams recognizes quality Americana regardless of its country of origin. Read more

If you don’t like this, Chicago, remember: Tickets are the peaceful solution.

Thanks for the tip!
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Probably both. The people love their AWD.
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I have no idea if it’s the case here, but as much as I hate visible rivets, apparently other people legitimately prefer the look.
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He could always get a job. I hear Walmart pays greeters like $15 an hour.
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Unfortunately, such a thing has never happened before, so it’s impossible to predict. Could be anyone, really.
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Other Guys reference

You say that, but I also got stuck behind a Trihawk two nights ago, so maybe the universe is trying to tell us something.
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What a weird complaint about what’s ultimately a quickly written response to a writer I disagreed with. Read more

Aside from all motorcycle loans being longer than car loans, you do know there are press photos for motorcycles just like there are for cars, right? Read more

Well the first step is to give up on ever being able to afford kids or a house unless you marry rich. Read more