And on Thanksgiving! That just makes it worse. Stupid scammers.

Thanksgiving often isn't an easy time to deal with relatives who clash with you ideologically, so why not redirect…

I'm going to ask you to anthropomorphize a pair of rubber toroids here, so prepare accordingly

This Mayflower was capable of carrying Puritans to new lands, just not over seas but about as slowly

They're FREE, too! This is something that makes me laugh and I can't really tell you why but here we are, friends,…

This also resulted in one of the most gloriously absurd photographs of a flatbed tow truck and a cooler ever…

I'm done with lazy hacks using a 30-year-old car as a punching bag.

I don't necessarily have an agenda here, just appreciating an often-forgotten car

Here's a chart that shows the original and inflation-adjusted prices for base Porsche 911s in case you need that

It's just not how I would approach this problem. Or, really, anyone.

It's not the fault of the guy in the car for feeling skittish when the car is doing skittish things

I get people make strange choices, but I'm just having trouble with these particular ones

All of the marketing materials always screamed bean to me, but I guess I was wrong

Tesla, look what you did to poor, sweet Mike Ballaban

This trunk innovation was really clever, but it was given a name that sounded like slang for the anal canal

What Tesla is doing with castings is impressive, but is it good for the company or you?

Here's an exciting bit of etymology I bet you didn't know because it's probably not real!

Sometimes I just have to write these things to get them out of my head, okay

Thanks to the NASCAR connection, I can justify writing about this impressive act of urination!

I mean, if you see all those people running the same places over and over, worth asking