All you crazy teens hopped up on goofballs and with your colored squares and letters is this what you want

Before you get too worked up, the issue was caught and will be fixed by the dealer

I know it sure looks like one, but don't be fooled. It's not.

It's possible this was made up but you could check with Ford Archives to confirm

I feel like this is a perfect metaphor for far too many things that would depress me to consider

Misleading people with false, dangerous information can't be waived away by calling it an opinion

I mean, the possibility of the danger here isn't funny, but the whole setup really is.

I'm talking about model names that co-existed in a given period. What lineup sounds the most like a badass superhero…

There's something so wonderfully strange about this image

It's absurd EV school buses aren't a huge thing, already, because they make so much damn sense

A newer, more aerodynamic Spirit of Ecstasy seems to be the 12th version of the famous hood ornament

Say what you will, but you have to admire GM's ad agency's commitment to barely trying

I bet you didn't know once Lincoln's biggest growth market was liquid-metal aliens

He later tried to steal a forklift. Dude had a hell of a night.

Just in case you needed another reason to disparage the Vega, boy are you in luck

I hope you approach this new week with the verve of this little Peugeot 104

Oh boy is this opinion piece crammed full of bad takes and a fundamental dangerous misunderstanding

The guy did mention he was the son of the Pope but we were not able to confirm that

I just want to smack everyone in the face with all of this amazing golden brownish yellowishness

It's an unholy alliance of two very different vehicles and yet somehow I think it's working?