I already have mine.

Here you go, Jose. I’m embarrassed to admit how many years of driving I failed at parallel parking in the first swipe before learning this easy method:

we’ll wait for it here on Airline and Mitchell Rd. Read more

That was dam close.  Read more

maybe after I shed some weight of my own. :) Read more

However, fuck greg abbott  Read more

José was there panic buying in your part of Texas? I didn’t see any of it whatsoever in Houston  Read more

This has been going on for years

I gotta be honest with you, I didn’t even realize there was a 2nd generation.  I thought they were still riding on gen1 from 2011 Read more

buy a damn breakfast taco Read more

I once traded Legumes for a telescope. Read more

They’re just sad that the 100s of moving parts they make for ICE engines are being rendered obsolete by 3 and some solid state electronics. Read more

Part of my response may or may not have been related to being a few years older and not wanting to feel old myself.  Read more

Millennials are generally considered to have been born between 1981 and 1996. Despite your ever increasing age, you’ll never be an older millennial having been born in 1989. Read more

The Texas Trail edition should have a built in generator. Read more

Good luck. Electric chasing can be tough, but losing bulbs is definitely worse. Read more

How is the 318 doing José?

No no no, the proper phrase is:

Between that stupid fucking superspreader event for a team that probably won’t even break .500 and the state ordering kids to come take the STAAR test in person, only for the servers to crash statewide, it really seems like that dumbfuck abbott is doing everything possible to hurt as many people as possible  Read more