kristenlee
Kristen Lee
kristenlee
Writer at Jalopnik and consumer of many noodles.

Kristen, the write up from the PTA meeting to the dry shampoo was hilarious. Couldn’t stop laughing... Passive aggression at its best. Keep it up. Read more

I am overdue for my annual viewing of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Read more

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Thanks for the lord of the rings reference.
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First, it was kind of you to reply to me. Second, as has been said, it would depend on the car. I know those three wheeled auto cycle car kits use bike wheels sometimes. A small light car would probably be okay. It’s not just the weight being supported, but the weight in a turn as well. There’s a reason those top fuel Read more

Now you know how Fancy Kristen lives Read more

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Imagine being so poor you have to know what time it is lmao Read more

“If you were offended by that joke, please fill out your grievance on the back of a 100 dollar bill and then promptly light it on fire.” Read more

Agreed on the awesome article, this is good jalop.
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Toronto used to have a pop up late night event called Ertefa. Street racing, burnouts, shit like that always used to happen at the events. They kept going to different locations but the cops just ended up following them around and shutting it down. Not sure what they are doing now, as I got out of that scene due to Read more

Hear hear! Enough with the reflexive demands for a sport edition of every damn thing. Save it for things that really need that. Give me a Mazdaspeed 3, don’t waste my time with a Corolla S. Read more

There is an indefinable charm about a friendly-looking performance car.

Whew, what a gorgeous photo. 

This looks like as good a place as any to ask this. Is a 2013 c-class amg 63 worth getting? My current car, 2006 mustang, is finally starting to break down. I need advice from car people. Read more

The LS engines are the antithesis to DOHC. There is simply no compelling argument in favor of DOHC over an LS engine. Read more