Ah, but see that’s the point. Tim Kaine knows he has to wait for our favorite restaurants, which is a stop we want to make. Once there, when a break is already happening, he can relieve himself. Thus continuing the mystical power of never appearing to need to pull over for a bathroom break. Read more

O.o No, no. I claim 50% of this. The other 50% is Dan’s. This isn’t political, it’s about a politician, but it isn’t political. It’s just supposed to be funny. Read more

Vacation is the context in which I have used it. Read more

If you can imagine Mike Pence as an amusing motoring character, pitch it to me! Read more

Mike Pence and Tim Kaine once were at the same football game. Mike yelled at the ref, and Tim sat him down and explained to him how to be a good spectator. Read more

Tim Kaine will always watch your car if you ask him to, but first he’ll ask you “why, is it going to do tricks?” Every. Single. Time. Read more

He’s a soccer reporter. He’s also a politico like me, and this came out of our many back and forth #dadinchief jokes during Tim Kaine’s speech. He’s previously allowed Jalopnik to use some of his photographs and he tips me from time to time. I felt it only fair to give him half the credit for this, since it really is… Read more

Read all articles in the Joe Biden tag. He quashed the meme, said he’s a Corvette guy. Read more

One of the most quoted, yes. There were several concurrent. I made a minivan one around the same time in response to Dodai Stewart. Read more

10 different types of Corvette. Read more

Tony Stark is Iron Man. Elon and Tony are huge rivals. Read more

I think this is it. I know I’ve heard it.

I actually now think it’s about teens struggling with an abortion decision, “stop a baby’s breath” “I won’t be held responsible, she fell in love in the first place” etc. Basically 14 year olds who have sex, the girl gets pregnant, and they have no idea what to do about it. Read more

Likewise, I sort of hated music in the 90s. My favorite band is The Smiths. So... Read more

No. Because we are still alive and the robots do not rule. Nissan failed to bring about the glorious cybernetic revolution. Read more

“Car, take me to that new burger joint on 4th street...” Read more

Earth. Just not on the same continent or in the same nation state as where this occurred. :P Read more

You’re saying Sakura is... Read more

Sir, I’m pretty sure that’s a lambo... I mean... a Honda. Read more