If you blink you'll miss it. We're rolling out a new feature today on the site, giving you yet another way of interacting with our authors. You can officially annotate text paragraph by paragraph. It's like image annotations but for words. In case you're still confused you can find the full instructions here. Read more

"I'm going to have to ask you to stop talking to my wife. If you want to do something else about it, call the cops. Thank you, goodbye."

Husband WIN. Also, both parents taking their kid to a dance class with a 16-day-old baby. I sincerely hope to have that kind of marriage and that kind of active family life. Even if… Read more

Update! While the email was indeed sent from the account of the banker bro in question, according to a member of the fraternity, the bro himself did not write it. From our inbox: Read more

Wait, Trophy Wife is from the creator of Target: Women? It is now a must-see. Read more

I fill the fabric softener slot with white vinegar every time I do wash (and last winter I made some lovely orange vinegar with my morning orange peels — smelled nice, and took grease off every surface in my house). In part, because I am a clothesline fanatic, and vinegar is the key to keeping your line-dried clothes… Read more

I usually just put the vinegar directly in the load, m'self. It's how my Mom always does it too. The distilled white vinegar trick is also awesome when, say, you've let a load sit in the washer a bit too long and it's gotten a tad stinky. Leaving the washer door open and letting it air-dry between loads is also good… Read more

Seconded! Would love to know the answer as well! Read more

Kermit is terrifying.

Seriously. A human being said this to me in the year 2013. Read more

Calling my breasts "boobies." I walked out mid-makeout. Read more