I like it more than the standard gulf livery the 97 otherwise has. I didn’t even think it was possible. Read more

Apparently I have failed to keep up, and thus failed people who follow up pedantic statements of irrelevant things with “Keep up!” everywhere. I would like to formally apologize to you and to the “Keep up!” community. Read more

He’s IN Brussels, not FROM Brussels. Keep up! Read more

Why are you guys hatin’ on Sacramento so much lately? We’re just a good-hearted state capitol that takes pride in being the fourth most important and easily least interesting metro area in the best state in the country. Read more

The bear waved to a person. He saw a person waving from his car and his response was “Man, they’ll love it if I wave back!”. I don’t think he’s ENTIRELY wild. Read more

What’s with racist-ass sports TV personalities and the 2010 Kentucky team? Read more

At the risk of complaining about irrelevant rankings intended to be complained about, a city that has a championship after 1980 should not be ahead of San Diego and Buffalo, who not only have a series of hilarious and depressing losses, but both got the SAME NBA franchise pulled out from under them and, eventually,… Read more

Ban the DH

Steph Curry’s signature shoes have dimples in them. I don’t think I’ll ever get past that, and there’s no slogan on earth that can make it not true. Read more

The first-gen Mustang.

Sure, Kevin Johnson’s a terrible person and a worse professional, but at least people are talking about Sacramento, right? Read more

And BenJarvus Green-Ellis can do a lot more than Ray Rice. Where’s he? Richardson is a young former top 5 overall pick who’s worth a training camp shot. Rice has fallen off a productivity cliff and is dangerously close to 30. Read more

He was pretty terrible in 2013 and BenJarvus Green-Ellis is equally unemployed at the same position and with more recent success. Teams may have just finally realized that all non-elite running backs are the same. Read more

First the 2002 Kings, then Kevin Johnson? You guys are really going after everything we have today, aren’t you? Read more

The best part is, Chris Webber was on teams where Hedo Turkoglu did swing games and even he knows that this is no longer a thing and hasn’t been a thing since 2004. Read more

Timofey’s showing the true power of not being a Knick tonight, isn’t he? Read more

I wouldn’t say that about a whole season, it’d really wear on him, but if you dropped him on any squad and them in the playoffs at any seed, yeah. Even the Knicks. Read more

Somethin’ fierce. http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/kurt-buschs-wi… Read more

He and Bazemore doing it at the same time without really having time to notice that the other is doing it just incredible. 2 out of 2 NBA players decided that they’d rather not. Read more

That damn money grabbing traitor, always looking to earn everything he can in his 15-year-at-best career so he can retire afterward and going back to a terrible team that he never won anything with due in part to some sense of loyalty! What kind of terrible person would do those things and then follow them up by… Read more