superfastmatt
Matt Brown
superfastmatt
Matt Brown is an automotive engineer, writer, and builder of unconventional things. Mostly vehicles.

Man, I don't know why anyone would ever live on the east coast, what with all the earthquakes and floods. Read more

I imagine all the Tesla Roadsters are parked up front at the free EV charging stations... Read more

I saw a Toyota Tacoma at work sporting this Prate flag and Gay pride flag, and now every time I see a Taco I think gay.

The new Audi A7

And it has a side impact safety rating of "You're fucking dead" Read more

I did the same thing after watching Revenge of the Electric Car.

Everything, from stocks to gold, only has value because we decide it has value. Lets all just go back to the 90's and just drink that ridiculously unsustainable growth koolaid until everyone is a billionaire. Read more

I'm shocked that you wrote an entire article about an electric roadster and didn't take a single jab at Tesla. Who are you, and what did you do with Jalopnik? Read more

Headline should have read "Could Adam Carolla's 5 Minute Rant About His Balls Kill The Car Show?" Read more

If you're worried about personal data, MAC addresses are probably the best thing they can use. I always spoof the MAC on my laptop, so if they kick me off the network at the courthouse for downloading 42 gigs of pirated movies while waiting for jury duty, i can just spoof a new MAC and continue my slightly illegal Read more

+1 I did this on the way to work today and plan to do it on the way home. If i ride past on a motorcycle, just think of it as one less car in front of you. Read more

It'll never take off in the states unless they swap the 19s for 13 inche spokes and move the license plate to the bumper to make room on the tailgate for a mural of the Virgin Mary. Read more

I just got a brilliant Idea for a TV show. It's called "Hey... You're an Asshole." and all it is is this guy going around interviewing people who are being assholes. Read more

Amazing how many times the internet has been born. Everyone is claiming different times and places, from CERN to to the RFC documents, to the NSF backbone. My favorite is a piece of paper printed out and pinned to a bulliten board at UCLA. I give Stanford more credibility, because they actually made a plaque. [www.

You guys are really going out on a ledge here trying to make self driving cars look bad in an instance where, most likely, nothing automated went wrong. I might as well be reading a column by Glenn Beck about how Obama is a demon horse fucker. Read more