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Gizmodo Potentially Blowing Stuff Out Of Proportion, Making Sensational Headlines To Draw Pageviews. Read more

And just today I saw a not-fat guy at Walmart. Juxtapositions abound. Read more

It's not the future until my car flies. Read more

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You know how they say "Don't sweat the small stuff"? Well, commenting on the internet is the smallest of stuffs. Read more

I like him. I've met him a few times; he is a fantastically energetic, positive, funny, goofy, intelligent guy who genuinely wants to do great things that benefit the world. Read more

But wouldn't a girlfriend be a lot better than a car company? Read more

I'm starting to see a trend in Jalopnik articles that goes something like Read more

I blame Obama Read more

Well, it's good to know that even after you're dead, you can still be an obnoxious irritating fag.

Blame Obama on a car forum. Then register under a different name and blame Bush. Then sit back and watch all the excitement. Read more

I would gather some rope and wood, then use that rope and wood to construct a bridge. Then I would use that bridge to get over it.

Very nice.

Reminds me of the time I used an old Dodge connecting rod as a hammer. Or a lifter as a hammer. Or the pistons as hammers. Or the front corner of the intake manifold as a hammer. Or the distributor shaft as a hammer. Read more

Kia commercials, parking blocks, and stuff that happened months ago. Read more

something something masturbation joke something words. Read more

Or to simplify it further: Read more

All the car knowledge in the world. And a few condescending dickbags and angry trolls.

Hiyooooo! Read more