Protest! I say you should have gone with Discovery's "Generic show about three redneck assholes building a bike or car or whatever fuck you." Read more
Protest! I say you should have gone with Discovery's "Generic show about three redneck assholes building a bike or car or whatever fuck you." Read more
I like Discovery's "Generic show about three redneck assholes building a bike or car or whatever fuck you." Read more
I would gladly pay 6.3 thousand dollars for that car. Perhaps more, if I had it. Read more
Did Kenmore lose the bidding war? Read more
ahhh, you beat me to it. Read more
I feel like this is the setup to an action movie. Read more
I thought maybe he was ignorant of the definition of the word ignorant, and it's up to us, who know better, to pass that knowledge along. Read more
I think "ignorant", by definition, means not knowing any better. Read more
I had the exact same experience. Except I slept with her. Read more
You say "kill a bunch of children" like it's a bad thing. Read more
I think the amazing thing is not that Sirota can pump out 800 words of insipid inaneness (new word) and pull in thousands of viewers, but that both Jalopnik and Autoblog can write a thousand more words and pull in thousands more viewers talking about the insipid inaneness and drawing hundreds more commentors. Its a… Read more
Yes, better we blanked blame 300 million people from an internet soap box so we can feel better about ourselves without actually doing anything constructive. Which, actually, now that I say it seems like a quintessentially American thing to do. Good job America! And thus we've come full circle. Read more
He is clearly trying to hook up with the underage girl on the fryalator so he can do blow and fuck her for 3 years before ending her pregnancy with an abortion and dumping her for a fashion model. Read more
The stock market disagrees with you on what is the news and what is the spin. Read more
As an Oklahoma Sooner, I must say...
Speaking of, you should consider having Jalopnik movie reviews. Read more