I blame Obama. Read more

is this in a published document? I'd like to read it. Read more

I never said anything even remotely close to "all Nascar fans are redneck assholes." You're arguing with a straw man. It was a joke, so calm down and have some cake. Read more

That was in Martinsville, which is literally and figuratively miles away from Talladega Alabama.

Drinking a beer in the grandstands at Talladega is only low risk if you're not black, gay, well dressed, well spoken, muslim, french, canadian, french canadian, jewish, etc... Read more

There is an awesome salvage yard in the Bay area that has just about everything, and they will not only pull it for you but ship it directly to your front door. You just have to outbid other people and pay for shipping. I forget what it's called. Read more

"it's fun to crush the dreams of brilliant people who think they came up with something entirely knew. Because jealousy." Read more

You: "Holy Crap, Watch This Russian Van Explode" Read more

Anyone who looks at a Countryman parked next to a regular Cooper and says "It's so big, Mini has lost their way!" has probably never looked at a regular Cooper parked next to an old Mini.

Future articles in Jalopnik's series encouraging a diverse, intelligent car community and attempting to understand those with alternative points of view: Screw you, Florida is not so bad, really. Read more

They all look like Crown Vic lights when you're high. Read more

I always willfully run red lights, risking life and limb and possibly tens of thousands of dollars in damage to my car, other vehicles, and public property, unless there is a red light camera and the threat of a $480 fine. Read more

Man, I wish I had a ton of money... Read more

I noticed you started to sprinkle your negative Tesla posts with just enough skepticism for you to someday say "Yea, we knew it might work." But now it seems like you're actually setting yourself up to take some of the credit when things go well. Read more

I know that you steal, and stealing makes you a bad person. If you were stealing $8000 bikes from rich people and giving the money to starving orphans, you're still a thieving piece of shit. Read more

You don't feel guilty stealing bikes, and I wouldn't feel guilty breaking your knees with a torque wrench if I caught you stealing my bike. Which one of us is the worse person? Read more

And just like that, America, ‘Vette Yeah! patriotism was quickly replaced by Prowler, aww man, shame... Read more

We don't have history in Los Angeles. Old stuff has wrinkles, and we like to botox that shit away. Read more

Do you need a mustache to be a stunt driver, or does it just help a whole lot? Read more

I believe Google.com is free. and maps. and docs. and earth. and drive. and all those youtube videos. and gmail. and calendar. and finance... Read more