But on the bright side a new Straturd would be the hottest FWD car in the Dodge lineup Read more

You were the chosen one. The one that was supposed to rise up against Gawker and fix everything, not join in.

The show will actually be just a remake of "The Car Show" but everyone will have silly German accents. Read more

This, perhaps, best sums up what the Chevrolet Volt is, who it appeals to, and why it exists. Read more

*facepalm* Read more

Swindle FTW. Read more

My dearest Hardigree,

The last Confederate veteran died 31 December 1951 at the age of 104. His wife died in 1942. His last child died in 1982. So no, he is not a loser. Worm food yes, loser...no. Read more

Sure, it all starts with a bunch of folks getting uppity in the south, banning symbols they deem oppressive. Next thing you know, they come after the books, then the teachers, then the school board. Sure, you want a place to live, but that apartment complex is for "Grassrooters" only. Sorry bucko, it just ain't…

Did they make a ragtop Comanche? Nope. Dakota FTW Read more

Sure, Spiegs gets a few COTD and everyone thinks they're the next bloody Weird Al. This is the 'oblem with kids these days. Always gettin' a free pass n'da like. I tell you chief you get all sorts stompin' about, making comments, all for a COTD

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This is a repost. I don't remember how long ago, but a repost. Just sayin' Read more

This is dangerous. My dad used to catch cars at stoplights and pull this trick. It was fun for them. They'd poo on the wiper blades, leave feathers in convertibles...good times, good times.

Thankfully he doesn't talk....

I...I won't be checking Jalopnik anymore today. Read more

This was terrifying and sad. That is all. Read more

This exact car is in my nightmares. I have no idea why. I fear this car. It is my Darth Vader in a cave, my death march, my naked going to school dream. Read more

Yeah, like crack to crackbabies... Read more

My Nova had a fold down license plate for the fuel filler. I also had a broken parking brake, a couple of small pullys, and time.