How could Manhattan fall out of a plane? Read more

So many NFL players burn through their cash and are left with nothing when they retire. Something tells me Mr. Morris won't be one of those people. Read more

Usually, the pictures I see are of a bizarre miracle fruit or a large-breasted woman spilling out of a flimsy blouse. Read more

There is just so, so much going on with the Covini C6W.

I saw one of these on my commute this morning. First time in I don't know how long! I always think of this picture when I see one. Read more

Brian Huskey's a funny dude, probably best known for his appearances in The Onion. I think he saved the "Swagger Wagon" campaign from total failure.

"The Camry had stuff that guys like, like the rims and the sleekness to the, uh, body." Read more

I don't know. Why don't you tell me when your child is attacked by a loose dog? Read more

I'd accept responsibility and agree to having it put down if that's what the law requires. Child > dog, always, even if the animal is mine. Also, nothing is "preemptive" about an attack that has already occurred (and been recorded, no less!). Read more

Dog digs up your flower bed? "Rehabilitate" it and hope he doesn't do it again. Read more

I love a challenge.

Yeah, it had all the Opel Omega badges and it was LHD, so I can't explain the UK plate. Read more

I've seen this one at Katie's Cars and Coffee in Great Falls, VA before. It was just amazing!

Dogs that attack children unprovoked should absolutely be put down. Read more

Do you ever notice how you want the airbags, but then you don't want to have to use the airbags? I mean, when else do we do this? You wouldn't buy a pizza and then say, "I sure hope I don't have to eat this." Read more

What's the deal with airbags?

Mercedes-Benz set a sales target of 16,000 per year for these in the US. Needless to say, they ate their fair share of crow after that 4-year blunder.

I just got back from Puerto Rico, where these things are everywhere. Read more

Give it a few beers first. Read more