I didn’t realize Honda bought Pontiac? Read more

Those wheels violate the Geneva Conventions. Read more

No, but I’m getting a HUGE kick out of everyone who thinks we sold out that quickly.

...my mom called me and said, “There’s a big stupid blue van parked near the thrift store. You should come see it.” Read more

That time Sweet Dee matched a McLaren.

Chevy in the backseat of a Chevy. Chevception:

Kingsley and Mr. Brooks, in the new NSX and my E30, respectively. They have good car times.

Where do I start. There’s the shattered rear quarter window, the hood strapped down with ratchet straps, the cracked windshield, no left mirror, no hub cabs, and lets not forget the two inoperable aux lights under the bumper.

The viscosity of dairy products varies widely at relatively mild temperatures, so as a lubricant it’d be essentially useless.

Yep. My 96 Caravan is in showroom condition. Other than the fuel pump, PCM and a/c evap has been replaced by me. Plus I put another set of wheel covers, the originals cracked in half.

This Travelall is parked near my house and I lust after it.

It looks a little different now but mine is the best.

My Dad just sold his 2006 Sentra to get the car he always wanted;

Agreed. This was from back when the Japanese were excessively overengineering things because the economy was great and they wanted to solidify their reputation. The Camries of this era were like the W123 or 200-series of their time—slow, but of infinitely high-quality. The Hilux sedan, I’ve heard it called. Honestly…