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Lauren Bertolini
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COO and SVP Product at Gizmodo Media Group

Goldie thought it was a goat, so there’s that. Read more

^ me after i’ve been united with my true love

Apparently, my face doesn’t get recognized as a dog’s?? (I tried it several times. But happy to know my husband has a waterproof coat.)

Strangely appropriate.

I did like five different pictures of me and was a Pekingese every damn time.

My Discover Weekly is always trash, and it’s such a bummer because I’m not opposed to new music. It just gives me the hipster whiny/emo/breathy crap that everyone else is listening to and here I am listening to Van Halen. Read more

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination. Read more

Was I raped?

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