@Hatless Suspect v2.0: Hahahah. Well. I mean. IT CAN. Read more
@OctaveDoctor: It originally said 6,000! I swear! I know math! Read more
@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: Chill out, dude. Read more
@JulianRocksIt: *Turns around to friends and makes faces* Read more
@JulianRocksIt: You are so weird. Read more
@JulianRocksIt: You found me out! I am anti-science. And this is my 500-word anti-science manifesto. Read more
@JulianRocksIt: I don't... I mean... the word science doesn't appear once in this article? I don't want to deny you your incredible butthurtedness, but... I'm not sure where you're getting this. Read more
@carapatricia: The "new" part is the "commercially-available" thing. Read more
@ismailmuhammad03: I don't know if jokes being "done in a smart way" should really exempt them from questions of offensiveness, but I think we can all agree that the joke in The Dilemma wasn't "smart" at all. Or "funny," even! Read more
@sethcollie: I, uh, don't see the part in the patent that applies to pictures. Read more
@loudrockmusic: I want all music to be yoga mat jams. Read more
@Lübnäh: has an ümlaüt: x3.28i: Hi guys—you should be able to see some meteors tonight, 8/10. I added an update for dates. Read more