Same. And we’ll miss you, too, Emma. Godspeed. Read more

not the time

And this season isn’t even a single director, if I heard right. So we won’t get that level of consistency. Read more

Sorry - Barry. Thought I read Becky. https://m.facebook.com/YesThatKevinSm… Read more

Tell Becky I didn’t send that Tweet: https://m.facebook.com/YesThatKevinSm… Read more

Me too. Is One Direction techno? Read more

This post is condescending and I hate it. Read more

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?" Read more

Some of these things are lies. Read more

Today we had free tacos for lunch in the office and Tommy came back with a plate of rice. Fuck this guy. Read more

The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the… Read more

Craggs has gone to my last two book release parties and, awesomely, worn the same Cubs shirt to both.

He strokes out while decorating Christmas trees...

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts. Read more

unconfirmed Read more

Nah. Read more

"Techno" Read more