Ha! I could do zat in a van! Read more

Cadillac makes some of the best american automobiles. They make mid range luxury cars and couldn't ever really compete with Bentley or RR; Cadillac means Cadillac, but Bentley means "I spent more money on this car than you did on your house, you poor piece of shit." Read more

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I'm fairly certain that I could write much better columns for Giz. The bar seems pretty low, do you guys accept reader submissions? Read more

Nothing is sacred. Didn't you get the memo? Read more

I guess that depends on the condition you are willing to accept. I bought this 1964 Honda S600 for $1600. I'm sure you could get a decent one for 5k, and it would be totally worth it.

I have acute ego deflation for not getting a hat tip on this one. I will use my experience to console Dan on the loss of his $1000. Read more

I think this guy is worse. A flip cam and a smug sense of self satisfaction. Read more

For some reason, the TV on the wall behind my desk at work plays CNN all day, so every time I look over it says something like "BREAKING NEWS: SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN AND WE'RE ALL FUCKED" except their copywriter uses slightly less profanity. Read more

I see your fridge in a Honda and raise you a queen size mattress on a MINI. This was me, BTW, and it worked FLAWLESSLY. $20 - saved.

Its like me in college, but with a nicer car. Read more

The Hayabusa is sold in the US, and it does not go 248 MPH without extensive modifications. Read more

Lotus 49b. First car to use the engine as a stressed member, first formula car to use aerofoil wings, first formula car to use the Cosworth DFV, the dominant engine in Formula 1 for over a decade.

You should try to get him to sit down and talk with you. I think you'd like him a lot more than you expect. Read more

There's this company in California that sells a car with a totally different type of motor; something you could totally get passionate about. You should check it out: Read more

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Me to Oklahoma friend: "Dude, we just had an earthquake. I didn't know if I should hide under a chair or what." Read more

Oh, I get it. So like the cars are Top Gear, and the arch of the building is like My Little Pony, and the... umm... Read more

I paid a Mexican guy to learn to swim for me. Read more

Let me break it down for you. Read more