How about we have one of those spring loaded boxing gloves in the dash, and whenever the system is activated, it goes off. So you don't hit the pedestrian while texting, but you do get punched in the face.

Obviously, the next logical project for this young man is an S2000 powered go kart. Read more

If three is better than four, then two is better than three! Quick, everyone to the scooter dealer! Read more

So what you're saying is that Jesus put this there 9,000 years ago to fool scientists? Read more

You fucked up the title. It should read "Melrose Place Star Might Go To Jail Because Of Her Choices" Read more

Wrong bitch! This is the internet: speculate wildly and hyperbolically or GTFO! Read more

They're really missing out on that "people driving from Wanaka to Fox Glacier Village in beater Toyota trucks" market segment. Read more

This was an online poll where only 172 people responded that they were Nascar fans. I hate to admit that I'm using my personal experience over professionally acquired poll data, but I doubt the data is legit over a larger pool of Nascar fans. Read more

Very nice, but it's hard to beat the infamous "Buckeye Burnout" done in the testing area at the competition, much to the chagrin of the event staff.

You should spend the 10 seconds to read the linked news article and confirm that it was not stolen before calling people names. Read more

Any chance we'll see two letter combinations, like a Flatbed Submersible? Read more

The evidence I gathered during the five seconds I spent reading the linked article. Read more

Also, please be aware that Temecula is not LA. It's not even OC or IE. It's borderline BFE. Read more

Wait, they used their own BMW? So they caused $12,000 in damage to their car so they could steal $8000 worth of iPhones. Read more

Guess where we found the phone... ;) Read more

My gf has that exact one in the picture and flipped the fuck out when she lost it at a hotel. We found it 20 minutes later, but I'd say lessening the chance of losing everything isn't worth the possibility that you might lose everything. Read more

Your Elon post trend is continuing to stay in line with my predictions...

I blame Obama Read more

The idea of someone walking away with anything I'm in the process of creating halfway through, and then filling in the gaps and submitting it as my design, makes me shudder. Imagine if you were writing a book, and halfway through someone filled in the gaps with their own interpretation, and then published it under… Read more

I'm beginning to see a trend here with your Tesla/Musk posts. Beware the future Hardigree....