Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikThe C4 Corvette Had Reverse Lamp And Seat Belt Features Found Nowhere ElseCorvettes aren't generally known for their reverse lamp or seat belt innovations, but here we areByJason TorchinskyPublishedJanuary 11, 2022Comments (71)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikMaybe We Really Only Need One Two-Liter Inline-Four Cylinder Turbo EnginePerhaps not every company needs to design and build it's own two-liter four. What if there were one standard one?ByJason TorchinskyPublishedJanuary 7, 2022Comments (329)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikLego Finally Has An Official Anus And Here Are The Lego Cars That Should Have ItThis feels like one of those milestone moments in my life, knowing that now there is an official Lego anus pieceByJason TorchinskyPublishedJanuary 7, 2022Comments (56)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikMany BMWs Have Fake Headlights And I'm Calling Them OutHow many headlights do most modern BMWs have? Really? Are you SURE?ByJason TorchinskyPublishedJanuary 6, 2022Comments (185)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikThese Were The Ten Least Popular Car Options Of 2021 (According To Me)Yeah, maybe these are fictional, but that doesn't mean they're not wildly importantByJason TorchinskyPublishedJanuary 6, 2022Comments (80)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikThis Charmingly Half-Assed Forgotten 4x4 Pacer Concept Is Peak AMCLook, it's on jackstands. JACKSTANDS. And it was a Pacer, once.ByJason TorchinskyPublishedJanuary 5, 2022Comments (46)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikThese Are The Reasons Why Citroën Used That Weird One-Spoke Steering WheelIt's one of the most-recognized details of this already legendary car, but why was it like that?ByJason TorchinskyPublishedJanuary 4, 2022Comments (54)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikI'm Pretty Sure This Is The Only Car Ever With A Penis On Its Hood OrnamentIt's also the least likely car you'd expect to have a depiction of a penis on it, tooByJason TorchinskyPublishedDecember 24, 2021Comments (44)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikYour Guide To The Major Automotive Holidays Of The Season: 2021 EditionDon't offend someone by telling them Happy Honda Days when they celebrate Toyotathon. Educate yourself.ByJason TorchinskyPublishedDecember 22, 2021Comments (22)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikHere's What Those Brushes On Escalator Sides Are For And Why I Don't Think They WorkYou know what I'm talking about, right? Those little brushes on the sides of escalators?ByJason TorchinskyPublishedDecember 17, 2021Comments (145)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikHoly Crap You Used To Be Able To Get Corvettes With Gigantic Gas TanksI think this might be the greatest ratio of fuel capacity to car size ever for a production carByJason TorchinskyPublishedDecember 14, 2021Comments (186)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikThis May Be The Secret To Why We Find Some Cars Weird-LookingHas the secret to why some cars seem ugly finally been unlocked?ByJason TorchinskyPublishedDecember 3, 2021Comments (89)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikHere's 5 Car-Shaped Whistles Cooler Than That Tesla CyberwhistleCan't really justify $500 for a stainless steel whistle shaped like a truck you can't buy yet? Here's some…ByJason TorchinskyPublishedDecember 3, 2021Comments (44)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikWe Talk About Reliable Cars All Wrong So I Fixed ItJust calling a car "reliable" doesn't come close enough to conveying what it means to live with the car, so we've…ByJason TorchinskyPublishedDecember 2, 2021Comments (266)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikI Fixed My Yugo With Two Hose Clamps And A RockYes, it sucks that it's a shitbox that breaks down. But it's a shitbox that can be repaired with a rock, so it kinda…ByJason TorchinskyPublishedNovember 29, 2021Comments (104)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikPrepare For Thanksgiving With This List Of Good Car Arguments You Can Start With FamilyThanksgiving often isn't an easy time to deal with relatives who clash with you ideologically, so why not redirect…ByJason TorchinskyPublishedNovember 24, 2021Comments (110)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikHere's Those Terrible Shift Knob Decals You Didn't WantThey're FREE, too! This is something that makes me laugh and I can't really tell you why but here we are, friends,…ByJason TorchinskyPublishedNovember 23, 2021Comments (96)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikBoomer Car Dealer Kicks Off His Doomed Governor Bid With A Cheap Shot At This Excellent YugoI'm done with lazy hacks using a 30-year-old car as a punching bag.ByJason TorchinskyPublishedNovember 23, 2021Comments (113)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikFinally A Chart That Shows When Porsche 911s Were Most And Least ExpensiveHere's a chart that shows the original and inflation-adjusted prices for base Porsche 911s in case you need thatByJason TorchinskyPublishedNovember 22, 2021Comments (74)
Car CultureTorchlopnikCar CultureTorchlopnikRenault Had A Brilliant Trunk Innovation With A Very Goofy NameThis trunk innovation was really clever, but it was given a name that sounded like slang for the anal canalByJason TorchinskyPublishedNovember 18, 2021Comments (71)