World's Worst Driver Allegedly Crashed While Drunk, Having Sex in the Backseat

Here's what a Virginia man is alleged in a lawsuit to have been doing when he crashed his car last year on the Beltway last year:

Paragraph 10. "At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour."

Paragraph 12. "At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female."

Paragraph 13. "At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk."

Paragraph 14. "At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car."

Oh, come on, the guy was just extreme carpooling!

[Washington Post via Jonathan Chait, image via Shutterstock]