I report; you decide. Read more

Sources tell me that Kyle Wagner and Greg Howard camped out and generally acted unsportsmanlike. Read more

lol foh Read more

Frankly I think it's unethical to post this on Deadspin without some kind of warning or label that it's satire. Read more

HAHA IN YOUR DREAMS NERD Read more

In the context of the discussion—i.e. whether or not there's wealth around Detroit ripe for taxation (or direct seizure)—I think Macomb counts! Remember Hamilton was arguing that there's no money for Detroit to tax, so of course the city has to sell its art. Read more

This is the worst thing I've ever read. Read more

Brian, I'm sad to hear that Sam's the only person on staff who actually has sex, but I'm sure you and Joe and Leslie and the rest of the gang will get your chances someday. Read more

HEH. I think it makes them the first Protestant churches. Read more

Ha, I don't know about "better." Read more

I don't know. Trees exist: to the best of my knowledge they're not grappling with the idea of infinity. Read more

Hey Charlie, this is great. I don't think it'd be that far-fetched to think of science fiction as the religious literature of a secular era — if nothing else, as a genre sci-fi has shown a much greater commitment than literary fiction to grappling with ideas of infinity or of the radical other, which are in essence… Read more

A friend of mine on Facebook is trying to claim that Obama's in "the middle of a check-raise." Read more

Fire Sam Biddle. Read more

Hi Gizmodo! I don't usually comment here, but I wanted you all to know that Sam Biddle is, actually, the worst Instagram user I've ever followed. Class resentment aside, at least these kids have interesting photos to look at! Here's a list of Sam's last few photos: Read more

He tries, and kills it, in Ronin! Read more

They did! They started from the same intersection. It's all in the linked article! Read more

Just keep refreshing the site, it'll come. Read more